Footlong Fury

Survive the fury

Dodge, eat, and last as long as you can.

Move MouseDragWASD← ↑ ↓ →
Ability Left clickETap ring Each player has their own, shown below.
Eat Footlongs before your hunger bar empties, or you lose a heart.
Dodge EAT FRESH bubbles and forks. You start with ♥♥♥, give or take by player.
Late in a run he may throw CANCEL CULTURE: instant death, dodge it!
After the 2nd encounter he loses it and starts cursing. Same damage, more anger.
Falling hearts restore 1 ♥ (a shield if you're full). Grab them!
Close calls make your next Footlong worth double (doesn't stack).
SUB FRENZY!!!! Sometimes he throws only Footlongs for 3s. Grab them!
Encounters: steer the red heart. Blue stand still, Orange keep moving. Then pick FIGHT, ACT or MERCY with ←→ and Z/Enter, or tap.
Score 1 point per second + 5 per Footlong. M mutes.
Modes: Hard is faster with tougher encounters; Extra Hard gives you ♥♥ and more CANCEL CULTURE. Each has its own leaderboard.
Big Boy: every sub makes you bigger, every close call shrinks you.

Difficulty

Pick your player

Your name